A week after the AROD scandal hit as fate would have it the Yankees happen to fly to Toronto tomorrow for a weekend series against the Blue Jays (which was the location of AROD's last marital indiscretion) . Who knows if AROD and Madonna are planning a crazy “Truth or Dare” like party and if they will include Toronto stripper Joslyn Morse in their ménage (perhaps they can all sojourn to the infamous suite within the premises of Rogers Center stadium where a previous couple were caught in the act on the Skydome JumboTron.)

We can only wonder how Toronto fans will welcome A-Rod when he steps up to the plate in the bottom of the first. Given recent events perhaps they will play a Madonna song… we suggest our Madonna / ARod mashup …

"Get into the groove" (keep in mind this was made from real clips - watch where AROD puts his bat and also check out the room number.. we couldn’t make this stuff up)

Check the video out... it is pretty funny.

10. “Find and kill Osama bin Laden, then donate the $25 million reward.”

9. “Declare himself a polygamist and join that group in Texas, where sex with 15-year-olds is accepted.”

8. “Marry Julia Roberts, America’s sweetheart, who’d have to leave her husband and kids, i.e., acceptable ancillary damage.”

7. “Go on ‘Dancing with the Stars,’ because if this show has proven anything, it’s that Americans are willing to forgive anyone who makes an ass of themselves.”

Personally, I think it’s criminal to stand between a senior citizen and his hard-earned right to “work it.”

Red Sox starter Curt Schilling, who’s currently on the 60-day disabled and unsigned beyond this season, said once again that he won’t pitch for the Yankees next season, even though many Boston fans would love to see the washed up 38Pitches playing the role of Sox mole next season in the Bronx, when the Yankees open their new stadium.