Ok every commenter add 5 words to the person before you. All commenters (except the first) hit "reply" to the newest comment so that the words go from top to bottum. Lets make a story out of something completely random!
Heres the first 5 words:
One day a rotohogger saw....

You guys should get up a monster truck section on your site. Gravedigger VROOM VROOM VROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would think at least Pierce or Garnett would have made the team. Does this surprise anyone else?

Usain Bolt served notice of his immense talent ahead of the Beijing Olympics. Bolt trimmed two hundredths of a second off the record previously held by fellow-Jamaican Asafa Powell.

This is Affirmed, the last TRUE Triple Crown Winner, confirming Eight Belles previous post.

Big Brown isn't the only one who can turn over some dirt and run with a story as I (while working for Rotohog) recently dug up this little known video of Big Brown's Congressional hearing (check the video out)

No it isn't video of a UPS man delivering syringes to Big Brown's stable door (although I am sure that video will turn up eventually) but the evidence is still pretty damning.

Check out the ground breaking video of the equine inquisition and remember you got it straight from the horse's mouth... Affirmed here at rotohog.com. Remember what Rotohog can do for you.

Ticketmaster President, Jonathan Krane, has said, “We predict that this will be the first Olympics that its’ a ‘sold out’ Olympics.”

I guess as the saying goes 1.3 billion sports crazy Chinese can't be wrong...

Check out what a friend of mine is doing to select his final groomsman. I can assure you this is 100% real.
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Potential Groomsman:

Zach Feinstein, some guy from Washington University in St. Louis, has applied for the NBA Draft.  And he is in.  How?  1. He is 19.  2.  He told them he wanted to, 60 days before.

http://www.draftfeinstein.com/process.php

Seriously.  You might be eligible too