1. Derrick Rose - They should take Beasley, but they won't. That's fine.
2. Michael Beasley - Saying they will take Mayo seems to be the "in" thing to do, but it's still wrong.
3. O.J. Mayo - This is really easy so far.
4. Brook Lopez - to the Sonics. The Clippers won't be trading up.
5. Kevin Love - One of a half dozen people better at basketball than last year's NPOY
6. Danilo Gallinari - I know right. Who??
7. Eric Gordon - Gordon once agreed to play for Bruce Weber, so his basketball IQ is pretty low.
8. Joe Alexander - exciting name, Joe.
9. DJ Augustin
10. Anthony Randolph
11. Russell Westbrook
12. Brandon Rush - the first of 5 Jayhawk starters to go tonight.
13. Donte Green
14. Kosta Koufos - Kosta is NOT an international player?
15. Jerryd Bayless - I guess? I dunno. Get off me.
16. Darrell Arthur - Awwwwwesome at basketball.
17. Jason Thompson - I start cheating around now.
18. Robin Lopez
19. JaVale McGee
20. Roy Hibbert
21. DeAndre Jordan