1- Just like his house, Canseco needs to work on his 12 steps
2- The sign on his bedroom reads "Beware of Rat"
3- The weeds are older then Roger's girlfriends

PIC 1: Just like Jose, his house cracks under pressure.

PIC 2: Come 'mer Barry.. You had better get used to it.

PIC 3: "The weeds are as big as my ego!" - Jose.

"Welcome to Fantasy Island, I am you're host, Mister Cork...."

Weeds kill!

Bash Brother Huh?

Picture #3 is the Los Angeles courthouse. Mrs. Canseco and Mrs. Clemens will be there shortly. They are going for their balls, and I don't mean baseballs.

Jose & Roger died. To enter Heaven, Roger must ball the dog. He noticed Jose screwing Cindy Crawford. Unfair? The Lord told Roger, you don't understand, Cindy Crawford wants into heaven also.

I dreamed of Jose Canseco last night. I dreamed I died and the Lord met me at the bottom of those steps. The Lord told me to take a piece of chalk and every time I remember putting the shaft to someone on earth, to put a chalk mark on the steps, and when I reached the top the Lord would meet me there to let me know if I could enter the kingdom of Heaven. I got half way up the steps and low and behold, there was Jose Canseco coming down the steps. I said, Jose, I didn't know you died. He said, yes, I had a heart attact last night. I replied, why are you coming down the steps? Jose replied, because I need more chalk.

Jose loved to name things after ball players. Here is the Gehrig gate, Ripken roses and a sign warning of his hound dog Vida Blue.

Image 1: "Madonna, where the f**k did we stash the blow!?"
Image 2: "If it bleeds, inject it full of JUICE."
Image 3: "The last laugh is mine. I'm going to steal the house back for us, babe!"

Photo 1 - After years of carrying that huge ego around it was bound to slip and fall one day.

Photo 2- So thats where they've been keeping Fred McGriff lately.

Photo 3- Trying to fight all stereotypes Jose refused to cut his own lawn.

Seen here for the first time a concrete impression of Mark McGuire's butt crack Canseco convinced McGuire to make during one of Canseco's legendary pool party's

A Rose by any other name is still a gambling hound!

He should have made hay while the sun shined.

Image 1: They say "If it ISN"T broke, don't fix it".
Image 2: Which dog, Jose or Roger?
Image 3: Who dat hidin' in the weeds, Mr. Mitchell?

Image #1: Stairway to Heathen / Stairway to Chapter 7
Image #2: One of the few situations when the sign applies to the owner and not the pet.
Image #3: If you look closely, you can see Roger Clemens' reputation blowing in the weeds...

1st Caption- Jose can you see... my brown pill?
2nd Caption- No Speak ah English!
3rd Caption- For Sale! Protein grass included.

Ooooh, so Jose has been house sitting for Micahel Vick.

I'm out'a here man, that stuff keeps comin' back!

My bro Clemens did that with one chop!

1. This is where Ozzie used to practice sitting on the bench.
2. Beware of Dog: we put The Clear in his Kibbles ‘n Bits.
3a. This is the good stuff I imported from Cuba for the Commish. They don’t call him “Bud” for nothing.
3b. My lawnmower/housekeeper was Pujols until he found my medicine cabinet.

IMAGE 3: IT'S NOT WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE IN THE FRONT, I'M INTERESED IN HOW BIG THAT BACKDOOR IS , AND HOW MANY CC'S CAN IT TAKE....

#1-"McGwire came to the party and sat on this bench"
#2-"This is where i practice hitting balls over the fence with my head"
#3-"This grass was an inch high at the begining of its career;now one year later."

The taller the grass,the easier it is to hide my syringes.