Jocelyn's Hat Caption Contest

Posted May 23rd, 2008 by admin

Hey everyone, Jocelyn the Hogblogger here.  Guess what... It's the Western Conference Finals of Caption Contests!

On Wednesday, I went to my first Laker playoff game and saw Kobe and the rest of the Lake Show overcome a 20 point deficit in the third quarter to beat the defending champion San Antonio Spurs. Being the generous big sister that I am, I brought my brother, a lifelong Spurs and Tim Duncan fan, to the game with me for his birthday. I honestly could not have asked for a better experience. The Staples Center crowd was electric, Kobe was ridiculous in the second half, and I got to see David Beckham on the Jumbotron. I mean... come ON! So without further ado, I've posted some pictures below for another caption contest.

For each picture include a caption. FYI, I am one of the judges so if you rip on my brother (or me)... good luck winning. But all the Spurs are fair game! This contest has two parts:

Part 1: Come up with your most clever or hilarious caption to win.... a RotoHog hat! Now I understand that prize isn't as cool as the Canseco t-shirt, but this is where part 2 comes in.

Part 2: Create the new RotoHog T-shirt! It has to be about basketball, the playoffs, or the upcoming draft, but it has to be funny and incredibly fashionable. If you can come up with something fantastic (and I know you can), we will make your t-shirt vision come to life!

Okay, check out the pictures below to get started.

For example write:

Image 1:
"Check out the Jumbotron. The game hasn't even started and Timmy is already complaining!"


Image 2: "Finally... my first live MVP chant." Photobucket
Image 3:
"20 point comeback against the Spurs? Awesome. Relentless heckling from Laker fans? Hilarious. Seeing his hero go for 30 and 18? Priceless. Happy birthday baby brother :)"
Photobucket

Post a new comment for EACH picture and remember to use your RotoHog handle. This contest will end when the series is over - and that may be sooner than later. There were over 300 entries last time, but There Can Only Be One. Actually, we will pick the top 7 captions total, since it is a 7 game series (technically). The winner of the RotoHog T-Shirt Creation Contest will receive our first RotoHog original, the Canseco Pool Party t-shirt.

Don't forget to submit under your RotoHog username, so we can mail you a RotoHog hat.

Good luck and remember "Laker fever... catch it!"

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Who are the winners?

Anonymous 7 weeks 5 days 9 hours 47 min ago

Who ARE the winners...i dont think they announced it...

Who are the winners

blackjackred 10 weeks 6 days 20 hours 12 min ago

I know the winners have been chosen but what comments won?

What happend to contest

Anonymous 16 weeks 5 days 7 hours 15 min ago

What's the deal? When are the winners going to be chosen?

My Entries

winternf 18 weeks 4 days 2 hours 34 min ago

IMAGE 1: Joceyln displays relief after evading the Jumbotron Kiss-CAM with Tim Duncan. Meanwhile Timmy shows his disappointment at being shunned in front of 19,000 Laker fans.

IMAGE 2: Spurs overwhelmed by chants of "We Love LA", bow to the "Triangle" in defeat.

IMAGE 3: Ok Sis. Now that you have you have had your fun at my expense on my birthday, can we go to Disneyland now?

Photo #2

rsgregory 18 weeks 5 days 2 hours 55 min ago

Joel: Why are all the Spurs players bent so far over?

Stu: They're just getting ready for the post game press conference.

PHOTO 3

JohnTheBartender 18 weeks 5 days 14 hours 26 min ago

Bro! Did you have to wear the Spurs jersey? As soon as they snap this
picture, I'm out! You just stand there and get pelted with sushi and vitamin water. Happy Birthday!

PHOTO 2

JohnTheBartender 18 weeks 5 days 14 hours 41 min ago

BUSTED! Jerry Tarkanian tries to sneak off the court after slipping the ref a c-note. Spurs still lose.

PHOTO 1

JohnTheBartender 18 weeks 5 days 14 hours 52 min ago

Drama unfolds on the Jumbotron! Timmy is led away by the NBA marketing goons. The charge....boring the hell out of everyone!

photos

dawgpounddirk 18 weeks 6 days 30 min 31 sec ago

Photo 1: The ref warms up with a little Hokie-Pokie before the game.."Put your left foot in"

Photo 2:Uhhh..Timmy, I don't feel so good since we ate that 20 point come from behind sandwich..

Photo 3: Whose that lucky guy with the Laker Girl?

Photos

nguyethu013 18 weeks 6 days 5 hours 46 min ago

Photo 1: Laker fans start leaving the game before the game actually starts.

Photos

phanlouis93 18 weeks 6 days 5 hours 53 min ago

Photo #1:
San Antonio girl smiles as she runs away from the court after stealing a Laker's jersey.

Photo #2:
Kobe stalling to kind time for his injury to heel.

Photo #3:
Brent Barry trying to rub some luck off the Lakers.

Edit

phanlouis93@hotmail.com 18 weeks 5 days 6 hours 3 min ago

Whoops...i meant Kobe stalling to FIND time for his injury to heel. Typo

Typo #2

Anonymous 18 weeks 4 days 23 hours 31 min ago

HEAL is the correct spelling, unless you meant his foot

Photo 1 & 2

Tortuga 18 weeks 6 days 7 hours 56 min ago

Photo 1 - Pregame. Downend 1st frozen margarita waiting for Brother to show.

Photo 2 - Postgame. Brother finals shows after 10th margarita wait who the hell is that? That's not my Brother!

Picture One: Down in Front

Anonymous 18 weeks 6 days 10 hours 4 min ago

Picture One:

Down in Front !!!

Picture Two:

Is everything yellow or do I have Jaundice?

Picture Three:

Take it to the Rack !!!

Comments

Hopeless 18 weeks 6 days 10 hours 25 min ago

Image #1: Shouldn't the laker girls be out on the floor and not posing for pictures?

Image #2: Kobe looks over at Jack Nicholson and says "Shaq who?"

Image #3: Why is Brent Barry hanging out with the laker girls? But than again who would want to be with a Spur girl.

Picture 3

Chicago Steve-O's 19 weeks 5 hours 9 min 17 sec ago

Who are the little red men standing on the court? Oh wait, that's Tim Donaghy's bodyguards!

Picture 2

Chicago Steve-O's 19 weeks 5 hours 13 min 21 sec ago

I swear that looks like David Stern in a referee uniform!

Picture 1

Chicago Steve-O's 19 weeks 5 hours 15 min 43 sec ago

Looks like Tim Duncun needs to be freshened up a bit, does anyone have a stick of right guard??

who drank all the gatorade?

Anonymous 19 weeks 6 hours 59 min 36 sec ago

who drank all the gatorade?

Photo 3

coolpapasslammers24 19 weeks 12 hours 54 min 48 sec ago

Is that the 2008 version of a mullet?

This should be the winner

Anonymous 18 weeks 5 days 12 hours 43 min ago

Too bad rotohog doesn't know comedy.

Photo 2

coolpapasslammers24 19 weeks 12 hours 56 min 26 sec ago

It's too bad we didn't remember that location is everything when we got these crappy seats!

Photo 1

coolpapasslammers24 19 weeks 13 hours 5 min 21 sec ago

Tim who? Have you seen the blonde in the picture?

Photo 1

Dodgeballer66 19 weeks 1 day 12 hours 45 min ago

Hey Timmy...Throw your hands in the air like you just don't care!!

western finals contest

krakbang 19 weeks 1 day 13 hours 20 min ago

Pic #1 Blondes really do have more fun

Pic #2 The ref called this time out so he could place a bet.

Pic #3 Relentless heckling from Laker fans? Tolerable. 20 point comeback against his Spurs? Miserable. Having to smile for this picture after watching the 20 point comeback. Priceless

T-shirt contest

blackjackred 19 weeks 1 day 13 hours 34 min ago

Betting on the NBA is fun, just ask the refs.

photo 3

blackjackred 19 weeks 1 day 13 hours 47 min ago

Shown here are Tim & Kobe prior to extensive pregame make-up.

Photo 1

blackjackred 19 weeks 1 day 14 hours 4 min ago

Here we see the last remaining female in the Staples Center that has not been banged by Jack Nicholson.

photo two

blackjackred 19 weeks 1 day 14 hours 19 min ago

If you look real close you can see Tony Parker's mis-shapen head, now you know what a grown up Cabbage Patch Kid looks like.

Photo 2

Tortuga 19 weeks 1 day 22 hours 21 min ago

Simon Says put your hands on your knees

#1, 2, 3

Frankie 19 weeks 2 days 1 hour 34 min ago

Hi I'm Jocelyn and I'm making everyone jealous because I got to go to one of the best games ever and you guys didn't.

PIc #2

Draftaholic 19 weeks 2 days 12 hours 52 min ago

We are just going to rest now because we don't get paid enough.

Picture #1

Anonymous 19 weeks 2 days 21 hours 26 min ago

"Ehhhh Macarena!" Who knew Timmy could dance like that!

Picture #1 (forgot to add my screen name!)

Bullwhip779 19 weeks 2 days 21 hours 25 min ago

"Ehhhh Macarena!" Who knew Timmy could dance like that!

Bullwhip779

Image 2

BIG JAY 19 weeks 3 days 5 hours 45 min ago

Late in the 3rd quarter Kobe Bryant attempts to score his first point of the game.

Image 2

BIG JAY 19 weeks 3 days 5 hours 46 min ago

Late in the 3rd quarter Kobe Bryant attempts to score his first point of the game.

Image 1

BIG JAY 19 weeks 3 days 5 hours 46 min ago

Isn't that the girl who owns ChrisPaulForMVP.com? Why is she wearing a Laker jersey?

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