We had a tremendous response to our first caption contest!

RH readers really got into bashing the former bash brother as your creative commentary wasn’t limited to Jose as Ozzie Canseco, Jessica Canseco, Roger Clemens, Pete Rose, Darryl Strawberry, Ricky Williams, Madonna, Mark McGwire, Senator Mitchell, Magglio Ordonez, Barry Bonds, and A-Rod were all brought into the mix. Interestingly enough some common themes sprouted up in numerous entries including incredible hulk voiceovers, quotes from Scarface, prison bar banter, as well as “grass” related references.

Needless to say it was a tough task to narrow down your 300+ entries to the Top 33. We called upon our own in house umpiring crew to make the final call so without any further ado check out the award winning captions below.

Picture #1

The 12 Steps of HGH Anonymous - Cat Stuffy's Crew

Watch Jessica, I can break the retaining wall with my head - OtisTaylor

Build it Jose, and they will come (or maybe they won't!) - Beardsley

This is where Ozzie used to practice sitting on the bench - dstumm

Come on honey, it's time for our favorite show! Lifestyles of the Bankrupt and Infamous - Wifey

Clemens Trial Evidence Picture #23 - This is the spot where Mr. Clemens fell through landscaping wall while chasing his 15 year Country Singer Girl “Friend” at Jose's infamous Party which Mr. Clemens never Attended Hopeless

Just another hallowed hall that Jose won't be entering soon - quiteaparty

House? I don't need no stinking house - coolpapasslammers24

Just like Jose, his house cracks under pressure - Bruisers

(tie) Mark McGwire angry...Mark McGwire smash Stair!" in Hulk voice - JohnnyMo

AND Jose not like lose house. Jose smash - Halberto

(tie)He was buying a stairway to Havana - BlindSquirrel

AND Stairway to Chapter 7 - Dingers for Diaper

Picture #2

This is where I practice hitting balls over the fence with my head - Mindy

I hope Motel 6 was serious when they said they'd leave the light on for me - coolpapasslammers24

So thats where they've been keeping Fred McGriff lately - bbb732k6

Jose's next view. Nice bars - teeski27

A Rose by any other name is still a gambling hound! - treesearcher

The only thing to beware of here is another book! - smittay17

Look . . . "A rod" is in Canseco's backyard - Ford

Jose's third book title- "All Bark and No Bite!" - Sidebordz

What do you mean he's an egotistical dyslexic? OHHHH I GET IT! - SLAPPY AKA IDOLRX

Oh, I see Duane Chapman has moved in! - Cobraindy

My two best friends, Rose and Vick - gcamp13

Picture #3

This is what happens when you flush your HGH through the irrigation system - Tklinedinst

Is that a "field of dreams"?..."if you build it, they will come" for the tax sale! - elc2jr

Thanks Mags, I thought we had a deal. I'd keep you out of the book, you cut the grass - bullwhip779

This is the good stuff I imported from Cuba for the Commish. They don’t call him “Bud” for nothing - Esseinaz

You see folks, only an oversized man can have a house that's way too big with grass that is abnormally long - mattyb21

Looks like Jose is using "Miracle Gro" On more than just himself these days - Igotcheesecake

Jose likes to keep his lawn shaggy. It reminds him of his Madonna days - krakbang

No wonder he let the place go. Canseco always was better on turf - regal76

Location for the Surreal Life reunion - hrinaz

Ricky Williams was gonna buy this house til he realized it was full of "Weeds", plural - Dickdoggs

Need to test that lawn for the juice! - fullertontroy22

We thank everyone who entered and stay tuned for our upcoming NBA Draft contest in which you can win more great gear from RotoHog starting in early June.
(CONTEST WINNERS: Send a quick email including your full name, RH handle, address, and preferred shirt size to prizes@rotohog.com. Please send this info in by the end of the week as we plan to start sending out shirts next week. Please allow up two weeks for delivery.)