1. Derrick Rose - why? cuz it just happened (i'm a bit late)
2. Michael Beasley - I'm sending him down south to a terrible team since he knocked SC out of the tournament
3. Kevin Love - supposedly loves basketball so much, so he won't need anything else up in Minnesota
4. Brook Lopez - even if he is a huge Disney dork, he's an inside presence that can help Durant
5. Jerryd Bayless - i vaguely remember this name so let's put him at the 5 spot

6. DJ Augustin - every Starbury needs their own DJ
7. OJ Mayo - I'm hoping OJ can redeem himself and the Clipper
8. Russell Westbrook - i'm sending the Bruins far far away from me
9. Joe Alexander - i heard he already has a throwback Hornets starter jacket
10. Brandon Rush - people had Portland taking him but B-Rush and B-Roy? Too cute
11. Mario Chalmers - hopefully can bring some magic to a once great basketball franchise
12. Robin Lopez - either the Kings or the Spark
13. JaVale McGee - no idea who this i
14. C. Douglas-Roberts - classy name deserves a classy city - Oakland
15. Omer Asik
16. Donte Greene
17. Roy Hibbert - the doctor from the Simpsons?  Uh-he-he-he
18. Ryan Anderson - only if he makes vlogs with Nick Young
19. Donte Greene - Donte and Delonte
20. Jason Thompson
21. Kosta Koufo
22. Marreese Speight
23. Nicolas Batum - i bet the Utah crowd love French people
24. Alexis Ajinca
25. JJ Hickson
26. Nathan Jawai
27. Anthony Randolph
28. Darrell Arthur
29. Gary Forbe
30. L.R. Mbah a Moute