Drug trafficking.
Passing Drug Test.
Swapping urine at testing facility.
Avoiding police chases.
Getting fired from major TV networks.
Managing to get boo'ed when you get injured (may not be his fault).
Accepting cash benefits to play at the University of Miami.
Not passing one class your last year in college.
Inspiring successive generations of college football players who break rules.

AND PRETENDING LIKE YOU ARE A F**CKING JOURNALIST, YOU FRAUD.