I was asking Moses and Peter (not Saint Peter, this other guy named Peter who was hit by a bus in 1972 outside of a McDonald's) this very question yesterday evening over supper. We were throwing out names as we were throwing back brews and somehow a surprising name came up ... Darko Milicic. Why Darko? Because he's tall and white. And his name is Darko. Now, I know what you're saying, "Jesus, what are you talking about? Darko sucks". And you know what? I agree.

Yeah, you're probably thinking I'd have more to this story, but I don't. Go say a prayer or I'll make Darko your quarterback (I'm looking at you, Carolina).