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Rotohog AL All-Star Wives by Position

Shane Igoe · July 15th, 2008

With the MLB All-Star break upon us check out RotoHog’s review of All-Star Wives.

Sure Josh Hamilton might have won over fans last night by hammering home runs but prying fans can't help but wonder who the MLB All-stars are hammering at home. Which AL All-Star Starter has the hottest wife? With whom do you think you could get to second base?

Check out RotoHog’s rundown of AL wives by position below and decide for yourself who is the hottest. The best 9 comments will win RotoHog’s original A-Rod shirts pictured below.

Kevin Youkilis Enza Sambataro1B – Enza Sambataro

Engaged to Kevin Youkilis : Fall 2007

Background: The Boston College babe (who actually didn’t graduate) noted that she was "wild” in high school and "far from a cheerleader" in college and admitted "The reason I don't drink anymore is because I did all my partying under the age of 21," she says. "Among my friends, I would always be the first one to do something over the top and crazy." (from Boston Globe piece)

Fun Fact: She used to date Boston born Ben Affleck, who she struck out with after meeting at bowling charity event hosted by none other than former Red Sox shortstop Nomar Garciaparra

Fun Fact #2: While Youk is not known for stealing bases (12 career SB) Enza is known for shoplifting incident.

Rating: Single. Plus a SB for good measure = w bagger (she does come with some baggage as best described by Sportsbybrooks)

(photo credit: HitsforKids non-profit website)

Kelli Pedroia Rotohog2B – Kelli (nee Hatley)

Married Justin Pedroia: November 11, 2006

Background: Hatley is a 2005 Arizona State University graduate. Incidentally the Sun Devil is a melanoma survivor.

Fun Fact: Justin pitches a brand of salsa under the name of "Pedroia's" and flavors include: Black bean, mild, spicy, and 'muy caliente'.

Rating: Despite Kelli’s penchant for burning we would classify Kelli somewhere between that mild and spicy.

Streches a single into a double

(photo credit: shadefoundation.org)

 

Minka Kelly Derek JeterSS – Minka Kelly

Status : Ex-girlfriend of Jeter

Background: Jeter was last seen dating the star of Friday Night Lights Minka Kelly.

Fun Fact: Say what you want about his waning shortstop skills but the 6 man recently recorded having 6 ex-girlfriends in the recent Maxim 100 list including Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo, Gabrielle Union and Jessica Alba. (See them all funnily rated here)

Rating:  In the Park Home Run… she might not be the stunner as some of his past babes (each pictured here) but she seems worth the effort. Plus we just like saying her name.

(photo credit: Dailyceleb)

 

3B – Cynthia (nee Scurtis)

Married A-Rod:  November 2, 2002     Filed for divorce July 7, 2008,

Background: C-Rod is a psychologist (go figure)

Rating: Cynthia is hot, smart, and soon to be super rich so C-Rod is a sure fire Triple threat.

Base Clearing Triple

(photo credit: www.dailystab.com)

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Julia Manny RamierezLF – Juliana “Julia” (nee Monterio )

Married Manny: In October 2001

Background:  Was local restaurant hostess before marrying Manny.

Rating: Manny is making a green monster out of us… out of envy not to mention horniness .

Deep Home Run

(photo credit: check personal flickr account for more photos)   

 

Josh HamiltonKatie wifeCF – Katie (nee Chadwick)

Married Josh: In 2004

Background:  Her Father, Michael Chadwick, is one of the people responsible for helping Josh get clean.

Rating: Yes she has stood by him and helped Josh get clean but she still leaves us feeling dirty.

Base Hit (almost should have been an error) stretched to a stand up double since Josh is a stand up guy.

(photo credit: Dallasnews.com)

 

Ichario and wife YumikoRF - Yumiko (nee Fukushima)

Married Ichario : December 3, 1999

Background:  Yumkimo was a hit as a TV news reporter before becoming the hit king’s wife.

Fun Fact: Check out this link of Yumiko interviewing A-Rod (pretty funny picture) as a TV reporter. Evidently Yumiko influenced Ichario to stay in Seatlle in favor of moving to NYC at the time... who knows was it because she wanted to keep close tabs on A-Rod

Rating: Yumi is not so Yummy in our book… broken bat single.

(photo credit: stevemandich.com)

 

David Tifany OrtizDH*: Tiffany (née Brick)

Married to David: ??? – help us out with a date

Background: Tiffany Ortiz (née Brick), a native of Kaukauna, Wisconsin, has turned the Big Papi into a Big Cheesehead as David’s been spotted on the sidelines of Green Bay games numerous times. We wonder what he thinks of the Favre fiasco.

Rating: Not exactly the ultimate trophy wife (see picture) but Tiffany scores points by being a sports fan. Who’s your Papi Tiffany?

Ground Rule Double

*note David was voted an All-Star starter but due to injury won’t play.

(photo credit: blog.empas.com)

chelsea cooley joe mauerCatcher: Chelsea Cooley

Status : Ex-girlfriend of Joe Mauer

Background: Miss USA 2005, Chelsea was the first Miss North Carolina to win the pageant and interestingly enough she now claims to be a Braves fan. Wow you really blew it didn’t you Joe.

Fun Fact: We don’t care how good a defensive catcher Mauer is…. Joe really dropped the ball on this one. Perhaps Joe prefers the company of his old roomie (SI article) his Minnesota Twin.

Rating: No doubt about it Chelsea is a grand slam.

 (photo Credit: barisha)

Again decide for yourself who is the hottest AL All-Star wife by position below . The best 9 comments will win one of RotoHog’s original A-Rod shirts pictured below (extra credit goes to people who also comment on our A-Rod/Madonna "Get Into the Groove" Video). Also note for those interested in purchasing our original shirts each one goes for $13.99 or get both for only $20 (save 30%). Email shane@rotohog.com.

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